Friday, February 11, 2011

Valentine's Day Humor


Happy Valentine's Day!  Below are some quotes about love and a couple of funny Valentine videos... 


"Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” ~Unknown

"I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” ~Tracy Smith

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" ~Unknown

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." ~Oscar Wilde
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." ~Albert Einstein

“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine's cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.” ~Unknown

"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." ~Phyllis Diller

"No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along." ~Joyce Brothers

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart." ~Unknown

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" ~Lily Tomlin

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." ~Groucho Marx